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Greg Siskind on Immigration Law and Policy

IMMIGRATION HUMOR

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Okay, it's a little anti-immigrant and not politically correct, but it did make me laugh so if you have no sense of humor, read no further:





"Jose and Carlos are pandhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas of town.



Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.



Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.



Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".



Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?



Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."



Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"



Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?



Jose shows Carlos his sign......



It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".

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  1. legal-forever-waiting-forever's Avatar
    hilarious!!!!!
  2. TX's Avatar
    LOL, this was good.......an experiment worth trying, dont you think?
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